Ambience was great.
Music superb.
Deep Tissue Massage was way below par.
Metaphorically it was remiscent of my arthritic grandmother rubbing suntan lotion into me as a child. All the major muscle groups were overlooked let alone the smaller ones. My tension areas were ignored and was the large knot in my shoulder. I left feeling more stressed than when I arrived which is the antithesis of massage.
Massage Etymology:
Late 19th century: from French, from masser ‘knead, treat with massage’, from Portuguese amassar ‘knead’, from massa ‘dough’.
I was not treated and kneaded like dough, as I requested, rather a delicate glazed pastry
I was lucky enough to have a full body Swedish massage and afternoon tea booked for me for my 21st birthday. I was treat like an absolute princess from arrival to departure, and couldn't have wished for a better day. The staff were a credit to the hotel and couldn't not recommend a venue more. Thank you for giving me an incredible birthday experience.