I usually love Splash for a no frills guaranteed decent job but my god. The stylist sneezed and coughed into her hands 10 times. She was throwing up phlegm. I then thought, "oh surely she isn't planning to go back to my hair after that". Instead of excusing herself to go and wash her hands, she vigorously rubbed her hands into my hair. I am hoping that was just her bogwitch special sauce. A couple weeks ago I did have a fabulous Portuguese lady who did my blow-dry and it stayed for a week!