Good treatments; didn't appreciate the upselling techniques on leaving though. It was crass...
Front desk man: "Stick out your tongue, please....Ooooo. I can see you have a liver problem"
Me: "No I don't"
Front desk man: "How do you know you don't?"
Me: "Because."
Front desk man: "How is your prostate?"
Me: "What?"
Front desk man: "And your sex life?"
Me: I'd like to pay please and leave."